Superhotfims : Poizon Ivy Takes A Shot In Her Eye, So She Called Me A Bastard! Lucky bastard picks up 2 drunk European bitches and fucks them 8:40. The following morning, Apple picked up this Vassar chick- VAN PATTEN Oh God. Lucky bastard picks up 2 drunk french babes. This is a true story: I was up at a collage campus and this girl from France is working.